I’ll hold the damn flowers, but I’m not saying cheese.

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Evacuation Plan.

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4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to “come back in a year” before I’m proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.

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For that stolen car feeling.

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My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me.

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This sign in Florida.

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Honestly not sure why but this gets me laughing every time I see it.

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Let your mom know she forgot her thong last night.

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Actual photo of me waiting for my daughter to finish her homework.

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Saw this on my way home from work.

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My friends carpenter saw nothing wrong with how he installed the closet doors.

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Thought this sign was worth sharing.

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Grandfather of the Season.

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A friend of mine recently moved to Mexico, she sent me this.

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When the car next to you has better snacks.

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This sign wasn’t lying.

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Stayed at an airbnb in Greece. Description on the airbnb said there was a pool but no photo of the pool… Now i know why.

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My friend traveled all the way to Thailand to randomly find his doppelganger.

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Dr Pumper.

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Darn oranges.

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