I’ll hold the damn flowers, but I’m not saying cheese.
4 days without a cigarette and a co-worker told me to “come back in a year” before I’m proud about it. Mark your calendars, Ladies and Gents.
For that stolen car feeling.
My mother made a Facebook account and this was her first message to me.
This sign in Florida.
Honestly not sure why but this gets me laughing every time I see it.
Let your mom know she forgot her thong last night.
Actual photo of me waiting for my daughter to finish her homework.
Saw this on my way home from work.
My friends carpenter saw nothing wrong with how he installed the closet doors.
Thought this sign was worth sharing.
Grandfather of the Season.
A friend of mine recently moved to Mexico, she sent me this.