A friend of mine was selected to drive an Oscar Mayer Weinermobile for a year. Today, she found the perfect parking spot.
Wiser words have never been said.
My friend when he was 14… He looked 38..
Nut Free Zone.
My friends roommates never do the dishes and were drinking her alcohol. She found a solution.
Oh it’s discrimination alright…
When legs sleep.
“Yes honey, that’s totally fine for you to hang a trash bag on my $500 condenser mic”
So Dell laid off my entire team last month. Today I get this advertisement in the mail.
Saw this sign when I showed a house to my clients. Google fiber or GTFO.
Buddy went to Japan, asked if I wanted anything. I said, “A samurai sword.” He said, “How many?” I said, “Two.”
My new favorite movie genre is “truck stop knock off”.
Anyone fancy a nice refreshing swim?
Yeah.. This isn’t going to work out 🙁