Do not touch my food.
Found me a cutie pie.
In case things go wrong with all the giant tools, I’ve got a backup.
My local electronics repair shop: Handed lemons, makes lemonade.
An appropriate box for such a mood.
This dog was following me around today and every time I turned to pet him he would look away and pretend not to notice me.
Man doesn’t want to sell his Subaru.
I hate when people ditch carts in the middle of the aisle.
How to troll your family…
DO NOT TOOT IT!
You probably know about Panic! At The Disco but have you heard of..
My cousin couldn’t figure out why his dog kept pissing on his bed since he bought the new pet stain remover.