I’m a little alarmed at how eager my girlfriend was to catch the bouquet at my sisters wedding.
Won a bet against my boss nearly a year ago. Came into work to see that he finally paid me…in pennies.
Google the guy who increased the price of a pill to $750, Martin Shkreli : )
Found this at my job.
When you wake up and think “today I want to make it on People Of Walmart”.
My Productivity has increased 10 fold!
You might say that she’s a…
Alcohol Impairs Judgement.
My Husky fell asleep like this tonight. Don’t worry, we checked, and she is still breathing.
This grumpy guy is up for adoption at Dallas Pets Alive!