My friend’s dad is in Boston sightseeing today…
Don’t worry Carrie…
My kid drew eyebrows and a mustache on our chihuahua.
Every. Damn. Week.
Went to this restaurant today. I appreciated their honesty..
Be as happy as this kid hugging a fish.
The ‘ol razzle dazzle!
Leaked photo of the rarest planet sequencing event.
Phucking great name.
My girlfriend’s dad uses his Emmy as a doorstop.
When bankruptcy strikes…
This guy knows how to Nerf.
That’s why I go to work.