My new Tinder pic.
“You know EXACTLY what I’m going to do with this, don’t you?” I said as my wife handed me this. “Sadly, I do” she responded.
What’s a talent you wish you had?
Prudish sexy dice.
A friend of mine was deep sea fishing and hauled in a nice one!
Shoutout / Prayer requests for the Dad who brought 4 little girls in costume to Frozen on Ice by himself.
The faces of my dog trying to catch a fry.
What a grate life.
My dog found my unicorn mask.
Someone at the Ohio DMV allowed this to happen…
Saw this while walking – I wonder if the cops can figure out this ingenious code.
Whenever my dog does something wrong, he just looks at me like “wtf you gonna do about it?”