I’m in my thirties and my wife got me this present for our anniversary.
I don’t think you want to advertise that…
I’m a volcanologist and I really don’t know how it took me so long to actually get around to making these.
Our friend’s granddaughter was running around the house giggling and screaming in this…
Krusty Krab is Unfair!
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
My doctor said: “You kinda look like that guy on the wall over there!”…
A colleague of mine got this note whilst grading papers.
We Brake For Nobody.
I really miss Leslie Nielsen.
Kids wanted their crusts cut off? Surprise.
Sometimes you lose the bet.