A liquid has no fixed shape therefore it takes the shape of any container.

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Thought we scored an awesome doormat from neighbors who moved… then other neighbors left us this note…

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Looks like he’s still upset about the failure of his park…

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She said yes!

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I work at a marina, and a pharmacist brought his boat in for inspection…

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After a huge meal (Schweinshaxe) in Berlin I asked for just a small beer. This is what the waiter brought me:

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Dad, what are these things?

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Meet my neighborhood cat which we named Kitler for obvious reasons.

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He never saw it coming.

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