I surprised my wife for her birthday.
Russian wedding dress.
Dodged a bullet with the California roll.
The womanizing douche with the guitar.
Omigod is that for me?!
The washing instructions on my shorts.
Thank you Siri.
Woofing hard or hardly woofing?
Where are you going to dump that?
My daughter found out what happens when you hit the red button.
Accidental long arm guy.
“Huge sale. Fuck you.”
Anniversary Cake my bf ordered for me.
The Mortiest Morty and the Pickliest Rick! DragonCon 2017.
My local auto shop doles out a harsh truth.
Baby on board!
How old is your grandfather?
They say money can’t buy happiness…false, happiness costs $5.
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