Good Morning.

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I surprised my wife for her birthday.

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Russian wedding dress.

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Dodged a bullet with the California roll.

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The womanizing douche with the guitar.

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Omigod is that for me?!

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The washing instructions on my shorts.

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Thank you Siri.

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Visit Nebraska!

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Oh.

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Woofing hard or hardly woofing?

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Where are you going to dump that?

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My daughter found out what happens when you hit the red button.

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Accidental long arm guy.

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“Huge sale. Fuck you.”

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Anniversary Cake my bf ordered for me.

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The Mortiest Morty and the Pickliest Rick! DragonCon 2017.

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My local auto shop doles out a harsh truth.

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Baby on board!

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How old is your grandfather?

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They say money can’t buy happiness…false, happiness costs $5.

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