Love thy neighbor… but not too much.

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A PT at my gym draws something new on the blackboard every week. This was today’s effort.

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Does anyone else’s wife draw with hair on the shower wall?

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When you encounter a level 99 New Yorker.

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This balloon guarantee.

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Move in week in a college town, and the freshmen have high hopes.

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Hasbro’s: The Game of Life.

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Paused my movie and had a laugh at how the subtitles and the scene lined up.

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The ritual has begun.

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Ketchup with Jesus.

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Finally, I found a news source I can get behind and follow.

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I was watching Adventure Time and paused when the Ice King was googling.

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The licence plate on this hearse.

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Went bowling with my brother today. He asks for the biggest size they have, and the counter guy’s response was “I knew this day would come, we’ve been waiting for you.”

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Seinfeld 1993 – Megan Fox 2017, the puffy shirt never gets old.

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My kind of shop.

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How to make this face.

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This motorcycle shop near me is hiring.

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How to buy yourself presents.

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