In Florida, when the temperatures fall, so do the Iguanas. He survived!

So I decided to buy a speaker for my shower, decided to read the manual first, and found this :

Girls can be gross sometimes…

You should only serve the best food for your guests. A delicious layered Bologna cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing.

Yes I’d like contacts and my penis cut, please.

Only in ‘Murica!

Vacuum will suck your butt into shape

An old lady’s horse.

Threw myself to cover a slap shot in a hockey game last year… I caught the puck with my thigh and it kind of hurt but kept playing. Here’s the following two weeks of a small bruise growing into…yeah. To this day I still have a lump in my leg from the shot.

My fingernail..

It’s not the first I’ve seen in town

Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest girl in Nigeria

Common sense escapes even the best of us, No Skiing with baby on back!

Found On kitchen ceiling. Wtf is this?

Tyrannocthulhusaurus Rex

Boil? Worm? MRSA? Cordyceps? This thing was in my cheek for over a week.

She left her babies in the car

Good thing he remembered his hat.

Well my verbal reaction definitely included the word ‘God’

On his way to Mordor

No thanks Japan, I think I’ll pass..

It’s story time, should help you sleep!

I HOP’s new 24 hour drive-thru

Justin Bieber lava lamp; speaks for itself!

A horse stuck in a tractor tire.