Bought a house, started taking out ceiling tiles and found the emergency fap-pack.
Tinder in one picture.
Got a new job at a pool company, this is the bathroom.
Thanks for clearing that one up!
This is why you shouldn’t leave your kids alone with the dog.
In celebration of Arizona’s first 100° day of the season…
Pulled weeds for 30 minutes. Guess I’ll be wearing a red thong for a while.
Now that’s the way to celebrate.
Officer: “do you know why I pulled you over?” Driver: “no” Officer: “neither do I”
Dog in the shower look like he’s about to drop the hottest album of 2015.
The bathrooms at a local bar.
The National Park Service has lowered their plaque-making budget…
At a Winery in Tennessee..
How to piss off your designer friends..
I’m looking for the… ummm…the…
This Kleenex ad in Belgium.
Where my wife leaves me.. Could be worse..
The fight was pretty expensive..
Polite anarchy in Seattle.
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