It’s the “and shit” that worries me.

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Interesting pose “MOM”.

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You had one job.

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Who’s been feeding the dogs under the table?

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So my roommate went out of town.

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One of the lesser known yoga poses. The “Yes Dear”.

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Tactical diaper.

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My favorite shop signs…

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Sadly, human bowling is discouraged on the escalators.

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Jokingly commanded my wife to make me a sandwich…

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Thanks Google.

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This is Red 5… I’m going in.

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Brutal warning sign.

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Found this guy in my house ;D

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I wonder if they have tacos.

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