“Today’s forecast: Never-ending darkness”

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Music festival in 90 degree weather wouldn’t allow vendors to sell beverages…

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Just another day in the waiting room..

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Aha, I see the problem – looks like it’s your catalytic converter.

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Seems legit.

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Black man beats cop in broad daylight.

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College summed up.

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Happy Birthday.

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Fired on his first day on the job.

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I like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman.

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That’s the natural career path alright.

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My friends had a sonogram to determine the gender of their next child. Care to guess what it is??

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You cat to be kitten me!

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What don’t you know about your mom?

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