All hope has left the middle child’s eyes.

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Bank Teller asked me to take the face mask off. She Just laughed.

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Behold, the king of cereal flakes.

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My local theater has a sense of humor.

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My wife enjoying her dinner after another day of isolation with 2 kids under 3.

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The curve of life.

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My daughter thinks the closet looks less creepy at night like this. That makes one of us.

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“Essential”

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Girlfriend posted this on her Snapchat story, should I tell her?

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Strange whale spotted on my island.

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Great Scott!

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #26

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I like to design fake products, meet my newest creation. The Selfie Sandals.

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I’m fine. Everything is fine. Let me enjoy my dive.

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