My local Friendly’s looks to be getting desperate, or too Friendly.

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My dog was neutered yesterday & he hates a cone so I had to come up with a better solution. This is his favourite pose.

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After cutting the face off a CPR doll, my coworkers got me this shirt.

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How’s my flying?

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Special instructions for this burrito.

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You must bring me… A shrubbery!

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I love Costa Rica.

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Should’ve renewed earlier.

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Found this at the mall.

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The only difference..

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Hitting on all cylinders.

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Cashier at Wendy’s refused to believe my name was Jesus and did this.

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How Italians open their packages

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It takes roughly 30 Creme Eggs to fill a full-sized Easter egg. Presenting…the Megga Creme.

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The birds don’t like one seed type out of my mix.

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Googling for “Bluey Socks” for my 7y/o daughter.

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I wanna ride the giant ants… Damn it.

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The “hotdog” served at my highschool.

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