We both ordered one scoop of ice cream. I think the ice cream vendor likes my wife.

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Helpful sign

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MILF

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Passive aggressive sign at the place I’m visiting.

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Keep Parking Here..

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Wasn’t expecting to see this in my mirror.

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Either way, you’re gonna need some ointment.

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Haunted Ho

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Death and loss of skiing privileges is taking it too far.

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