My cat and I enjoy driving around town and disapproving of everyone we see.

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Hope I’ve got my ticket.

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Local burger joint employees have Viking titles.

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My friend was the MC for his sisters wedding. He forgot he put the microphone in his pocket.

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The early bird gets the worm..

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Graphs make every decision easier.

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This sign was hit at our local Walmart.

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“They’ll be right back.”

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Quit staring at me, bro.

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Cat shows you the right way to use chair holes.

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My neighbor got creative with his Jeep decal.

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My 5 year old daughter said she saw a cute red penguin.

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An encouraging supporter at the Boston Marathon.

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Vincent only has one ear. I made him a party hat!

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This lady who doesn’t give an F.

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I get married on Saturday and this was my dinner fortune cookie last night.

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Suddenly I appreciate my job much more.

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Hmmm..

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