Directly alternating bi-sexual shirt.
This dude parked next to me at the gym today.
I ordered a BLT with cheese..
A chocolate river boat tour? That’s going to cost you.
“You dragged me up here for this?”
My ninth grade neighbors sneaking in a case of beer.
Just hit Colorado.
Oh god I’m staring….
A young lady commented that she readily liked my Harry Potter shirt.
Smokin on that gillyweed, hits harder than a Whomping Willow.
My cat isn’t thrilled with his new bird saving bib.
Caution: well-endowed Bulls ahead.
I have always wondered…
Multiple choice question.
Housing in the Bay Area.
Not funny Thor.
Vegetarians – why are you here?
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