My wife leaves me notes in the morning. I hope this one’s not finished.

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She fell and broke so I made her better, stronger, faster.

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Found in Ray’s pizza in Hastings, NE.

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Have been lost walking for days, but finally found where I am now.

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The days of good grammar..

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She has a nose for the big stories.

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Took a pic of my dog.

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Drink Local Beer!

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