My dog dug up a section of the lawn so I fixed it and then roped it off. Went outside and found her like this.

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Let me help get you to the nearest petrol station.

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“Put the toilet seat down”.

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Pregnant Woman – Woman with Child – Pimps

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The sequel we deserve.

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My buddy traveled across the country to visit me last weekend. Unfortunately, he got stuck in his hotel shower for 3 hours. Shout-out to Julio for helping out a man in need.

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Hanging out in the neighbourhood.

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I ordered my Chinese food with no veggies today..

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My dads new license plate and he didn’t even request it.

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Saw this on the back of the men’s restroom door.

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We live on a ranch and my kids have a bad habit of leaving the front door open.

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Sometimes in life you do your very best but still get completely upstaged.

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When it’s your co-workers last day at work.

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Worried that my dog would be sad without me, my mom sends me a pic of his depression.

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My wife is fat shaming me.

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High Protein Shyte.

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Tail lights.

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