The forest where Home Depot sources their 2x4s.

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I just wanted to open a can of hot dogs.

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At the Waffle House.

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Learn to SMIM with us!

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My teacher censoring nudity.

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Gave my SO some advice: brush your teeth BEFORE applying lipstick.

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My neighbor installed his new mailbox today.

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I have so little thyme on my hands.

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Don’t bitch about the key.

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Jon ain’t no one to F’ wit.

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Any idea what will happen if I use this mid-week?

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Take my strong hand.

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