My sister: “You can do the half-marathon with me! Trust me, it’s not that bad.”

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Please Stop.

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A SEGA Genesis ad from the 90’s.

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I think my insurance application is broken.

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Well that was fixed pretty easily.

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Spotted these two coke dealers.

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I ordered takeout and this was the code on the receipt.

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My niece drew this at school yesterday.

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