Breaking wind followed by a little toot.

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Warning: Real Italians at my local pizzeria.

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Am I the only psychopath that has 12 pairs of the same exact shoe?

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Woooo!

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A relationship should be 50/50.

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My local grocery store has zero chill.

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Restaurant has custom painted pigeons.

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Told Ziggy not to seduce the neighbors. Ziggy:

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