Girlfriend watched a documentary about the Bower bird, and the male birds efforts to win a mate. She complained that human males just don’t put in that sort of effort. So I built her one! Behold ‘The Bower of Power’!

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Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland.

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My neighbor got a duck and they take it for walks.

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Quarantine surprise

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Do I make you humid baby?

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How my dad made coffee with wine instead of milk.

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This tree flipped me off while I was jogging. Thanks.

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Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers.

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My cat’s face before and after my wife told her that the highchair is not for her.

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Mom on No = Phone bark

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A glitch in the Matrix.

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I just discovered the best pornstar name ever.

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My dad’s doormat.

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First day back at school after lockdown..

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Desperate times!

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