Girlfriend watched a documentary about the Bower bird, and the male birds efforts to win a mate. She complained that human males just don’t put in that sort of effort. So I built her one! Behold ‘The Bower of Power’!
Ain’t no quarantine gonna stop the pubs in Ireland.
My neighbor got a duck and they take it for walks.
Do I make you humid baby?
How my dad made coffee with wine instead of milk.
This tree flipped me off while I was jogging. Thanks.
Blew my stimulus check on coke and strippers.
My cat’s face before and after my wife told her that the highchair is not for her.
Mom on No = Phone bark
A glitch in the Matrix.
I just discovered the best pornstar name ever.
My dad’s doormat.
First day back at school after lockdown..
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