My husband got me this mug because I love plants. My colleagues couldn’t stop laughing.

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The Easter Bunny was at the mall today, appears unenthused.

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My son working hard at school.

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Standing room only.

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That escalated quickly..

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The four horsemen of the bathroom closet.

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No Fishing!

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I’ll give them one thing, they’re honest.

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These shampoo directions.

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What my father made for my mother because she killed that plant.

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The most fun you can have in a disabled parking space. DP 69 LSD

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My Doctor is a specialist in thingy-ma-bobs.

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Stop! Sex!

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