Albert Stumm, “Who wants to be a Millionaire” contestant, trying win $30,000 answering this question on tonight’s show…

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Wider-Man

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So sick of these unrealistic beauty standards for women.

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I face swapped with myself because I have no friends.

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Too much paperwork.

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Illegal Alien.

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Appropriate shirt.

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Handy life hack.

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They also repair disco brakes.

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As the ice shelf is receding, artifacts of ancient summer are revealed.

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Better check whether your tattoo artist had finished K-12.

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Door is on ‘Hard Mode’. Challenge accepted.

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Saw this at a t-shirt shop in San Francisco.

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Marketing in Denver.

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My Netflix had an error and kept the same description for everything.

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Perfect.

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Don’t Taze Me Bro!

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Friend faceswapped with a Wendys cup. Results better than expected.

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