Ladies and gentlemen, I present Arkansas!

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My dad’s step mom looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.

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Possum in a can.

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A student emails his professor while drunk. results are amazing.

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Had a very productive weekend.

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How I’m turning in my two weeks notice tomorrow morning.

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RIP

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I may have a problem.

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Accurate.

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This has been my experience..

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Pop Stars in 2048.

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All I asked for was one decent picture of the dog..

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Honesty is key.

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My supermarket wins the contest for worst name for generic lunchmeat.

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This tea advertisement.

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Celebrating my son’s first birthday..

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My friend just got married. This is what happens when you don’t register. Toast, anyone?.

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I don’t live in a great a neighborhood. Thanks, USPS.

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His head is brighter than my future.

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