You can never be too safe…

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So who’s church is it?

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How I would like to spend my day.

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Only in Texas…

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Babe, you look good enough to eat.

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That’s not a tomato…

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My wife insists she’ll find one he likes.

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Kindergartner’s assignment on triangles.

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My mum tried to tell me birds weren’t animals, this is what the internet said.

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At least they’re honest.

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Alright, sorry.

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Working in IT, I can relate.

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Honk if a kid falls out!

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I guess this means we’re done swinging for the day…

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Never travel with Tom Hanks.

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This house.

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Woke up this morning to my baby turtle asleep like this.

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No signs on yard.

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Who needs a wedding cake when there’s shawarma.

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Shakespeare was really ahead of his time…

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I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can’t wait to see the moving guys’ reaction.

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Things keep getting curiouser and curiouser.

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