Upstairs neighbours favourite shoes.
I wish my girlfriend told me she was afraid of heights BEFORE going on the Ferris wheel.
My wife hates rollercosters. After I pitched a fit about it, she finally picked one she would ride with me.
Life on Facebook after 10 years.
Girlfriend got a new shirt, I’m the 4th person today to ask her about Beetlejuice, she has no idea what any of us are on about.
A friend of mine called a restaurant about a spelling mistake on their sign. And they changed it.
Gaming as a Dad.
Losing kid at the mall.
Keep your pussy warm this winter.
Found in my hometown.
“Mom, he’s too hot and he needs a fan.” Imagine waking up to this.
Giant Red Wood.
“I don’t know what happened, that butterfly just came out of nowhere”
This person is really really really good at something.
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