My local theatre is getting roof construction done.
How to avoid my celiac sensitivity and stay on diet!
My friends father flushed away his last f*ck to give and installed a urinal in his bathroom following his divorce.
I can’t wait to say this one day.
We’ve had some complaints about the cleanliness of the men’s room urinals. I suggested we take out the three point line.
I don’t think Susan is coming back.
Archer On The Metric System.
My Michael Jackson lighter is super realistic. It just keeps getting whiter the older it gets.
I thought my roommate was the one stealing my food.
I was putting away laundry. I can’t believe what I found at the bottom of my wife’s underwear drawer.
Best way to deal with drug problems.
Panorama Fail – Niagara Falls.
True to their word.
Yes. Yes it is.
You know you’re in the ghetto when this happens at a store.
Math is hard for Fox News.
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