Hopefully no one reads this straight across from left to right, like I did…

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$20 onesies at Walmart? I regret nothing…

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ATM security level: Grandma.

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Ransom in 2017.

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Guess he got tired of running.

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Since my wife got a new car, I thought I’d splurge too and upgrade mine to the CLI edition.

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Holding it up.

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Tired of people using your mug?

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Someone vandalized a railroad crossing down the road from my house.

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Eclipse Viewer.

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My friend just returned from a 7 month deployment. This guy had my favorite sign in the crowd of friends and family.

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Asked for a Window seat but got Linux.

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Flour Storage.

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A real redneck.

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Closing for the Apocalypse.

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Keep attacking the statues, see what happens!

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