Watching people attempt to view the eclipse ended up being more entertaining than the eclipse itself.
“You have 2 options… I destroy you or the fruit loops.”
I was putting together a turkey sandwich when I noticed something interesting..
I found this odd toilet paper at the local store yesterday…
“Grandpa, what was 2017 like?”
Don’t look at the sun!
Call the cops!
The walking pub.
My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder.
This painting at my school.
It stormed during the eclipse so my dad improvised.
Ghost egg scared of its own boobs.
Two thirds of the United States yesterday.
The IT Dept heard the building is switching over to brighter / more efficient lighting tonight.
My dog looks like a poor Ukrainian peasant.
Saw this woman getting a better view of the eclipse.
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