Honey I got the stuff.

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Tore apart my room, my bedding, and even flipped my mattress looking for my glasses. Then I felt something on my back.

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It took two weeks to find the darts to reload, but the neighborhood kids won’t get away so easy this time.

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Correction

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Staff meeting this morning.

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Pulled over today to take a photo of an unlikely pair.

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They are definitely done with people.

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Asked my wife what’s for dinner and said “Pork Tenderloin”…Yum!

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Dr. Robusto’s Micropenis Enlargement Kit.

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UndieMask

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My Coworker might have one of the worst tattoos of all time. The years haven’t been kind to it.

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Trader Joe’s knows what’s up.

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This sign in the bathroom at my college.

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No subject is taboo in this library.

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