I’ll have the 10 year old, please, medium rare…

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Yeah buoy!

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When you forget to put the ice tray in the freezer.

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We like to subtly pick on the short guy at work.

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Future of drone pizza delivery.

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Pub’s polite notice.

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Went for my first ultrasound today… Turns out I’m having a bunny.

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I was unpacking boxes after a move and noticed a box my brother packed labeled “ball map”. It was a globe. He’s just started college.

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I was out sailing and found Seal Team 6.

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The boyfriend got in trouble yesterday. He sent flours to my office today to apologize.

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I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse.

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When your costume backfires.

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Who’s more gangster?

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When it’s cheaper to get new wheels.

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Local Indian TV news anchor forgets to check her t shirt before going on show.

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My physics book has cartoons after every other chapter…

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Birthday surprise!

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Bureaucracy working as intended.

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Don’t eat my mummy!

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Give me a shot.. Quick… Of anything!

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