Girlfriend’s idea of a theme for my 25th.

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Sorry, chair occupied.

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I’ll take a McButtplug and a large fries please.

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I found a grasshopper outside of my window, so I made a little edit..

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Replaced my friends family photos while I was feeding his cats, during his vacation.

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Relationship goals

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Not exactly how I envisioned my Shrek themed birthday cake..

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Saw this in Lake Placid.

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Last year my 3 yo daughter convinced her camp counselors that it was her birthday. She got cake, they sang to her and treated her like a princess all day. Her birthday was 4 months away. We only found out about it when we found this photo in her backpack weeks later.

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What a deal.

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Well.. You can’t say I don’t wear a mask.

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Looks legit

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To infinity and beyond?

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Tetris master.

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This card I found while house sitting.

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