Your identity is safe with us.

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Weird math.

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I’m honestly not that worried about a Skynet takeover.

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Jesus knew how to get out of awkward conversations.

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I feel like they could’ve come up with a better name for this column.

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This is the planet you live on.

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What terrible thing happened to Rick Astley in 1989?

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London windows being hilarious as usual. Ron Swanson would approve.

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Flat mate.

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Ima just grow a beard.

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Arthur, always spitting gospel.

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I fit into most stereotypes.

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Too real.

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This year, I went to comic con as “Drunk Uncle Ben”. The goal: pass out and die in front of as many spidermen as possible.

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Went to the f***ing zoo

F***ing sleeping koala.

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F***ing sleeping komodo dragon.

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F***ing sleeping tree frogs.

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F***ing sleeping tiny tree frogs.

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F***ing sleeping Himalayan mountain goat things.

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F***ing dead/sleeping kangaroo.

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F***ing sleeping lion.

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F***ing sleeping tiger.

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F***ing zoo chicken? Wut?

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F***ing sleeping seal.

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F***ing sleeping other seal.

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F***ing sleeping red panda.

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