I photoshopped myself handsome.
Today’s sign at my neighborhood Chevron station. This is the only place I go for gas, mainly so I don’t miss the weekly dad jokes.
Honestly shocked I made it this long.
Installed a duck pond in our back garden to appeal to potential buyers.
At my local post office.
Failed their driving test.
Another day at the jobsite.
Just pour it in his handmade artisan water bowl.
Free at last.
Thank you Samuel.. You made our day with this UberEats order!
Bear egg for sale.
It’s only creepy if you lose the last bowl.
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