My grocery store has a parking spot for fat people that like to grill.

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This is not the greatest car in the world..

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My girlfriend was born without a nail on a finger. So due to popular demand, we put google eyes on it!

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Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can’t come in.

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Wanted: Orange Cat

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If Rob Lowe and Zac Efron had a child and that child grew up to be a Halloween wig model.

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Why am I not surprised Japan?

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Thomas the Tank Engine HD remake confirmed.

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The Republic of Macedonia is full of bitches.

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This urinal sign in Vietnam.

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Very specific customer request, my execution.

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My boyfriend took my dog to the beach today for some “quality” time together.

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Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport.

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This translation.

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Ancient quote.

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C’mon, I said a nice smile.

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Expectation Vs Reality.

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