I’m gonna have a great time tonight!

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…I think I’ll take the next bus.

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Subway’s pretty passive aggressive.

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Visiting relatives in your mid-30’s when you have no kids, no retirement plans, and play video games.

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When I try to be romantic.

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I am a film student. This was a question on my sound recording test.

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Girlfriend ordered a jacket from Target, got this instead. They don’t even have this item in their inventory.

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Me IRL.

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Definitive Proof Shaggy and Scooby are Potheads.

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Broooo.

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For seal….

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So I bring a pecan pie to work. By noon it was missing. Found it a few hours later in my boss’s office.

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Should send them all to Cali.

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When a 16 year old is in charge of Christmas advertising.

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No f*cking shit.

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I went to watch my friend play hockey. He’s on a team called the “Seal Clubbers”. This is not what I expected.

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