They really should have expected this.

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Scary Street

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Don’t tell me how to espress myself.

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They did the math.

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Accidental Star Wars.

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My brother’s dog, the whole time I was eating this Thanksgiving.

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Sink is clogged with hair again!

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Hot Mesopotamian women in your area!

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Toast nailed the dismount this morning.

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There’s always a loophole.

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My UPS driver followed the instructions perfectly.

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Saw this while out of town today. No words.

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Found this at a local store.

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This morning’s news. Math checks out.

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Thrift store find.

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Got face?

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Once you see Cookie Monster you can’t unsee him.

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