I lost a bet last night. I bet my wife the tree would be up 6 hours before the cats demolished it. They waited for 7 hours. Clean up at 2 am.

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Some moms think it’s never too late for baby pics.

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My brother asked me to make him a Christmas card.

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Day 66: They still think I’m one of them.

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No one likes expired milk.

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I feel strangely targeted by my fortune cookie.

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Someone in the lab forgot to wear proper shoes today.

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My step son needed an “Ugly Christmas Sweater” for a party tonight. Fingers crossed he likes it.

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God bless America.

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Finally got around to putting up my Christmas tree.

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I asked for a joke on the inside of the box…

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I made a chemis-tree for my classroom.

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A sign spotted in my neighbourhood.

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That’s reassuring

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Ha! The joke’s on you, I don’t have a job!

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They didn’t think this ad through.

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No blowing your whistle!

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