If my pie ain’t like this, I don’t want it.

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This is a real nice surprise.

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When my wife talks about having another baby, I like to remind her how painful breastfeeding was… Works every time.

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Florida Pawn Shop Guidelines

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Daughter returns home for Christmas tomorrow. Wonder how long it takes her to notice my photocopied face.

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When Grandma prioritizes the dog over you.

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2020 Tree Ornament.

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My daughter’s reaction when dad spilled some salsa on her head.

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A minor oversight.

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21 years later, Edward Norton still talks to himself.

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I bought a house! And now I am an adult. And as such, I wear a suit every day and carry paperwork in my briefcase.

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Capybara looks like it’s wearing clothes due to reflection.

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Monolith mystery revealed.

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O Christmas Tree.

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