I wish I was as close with my mom as Dave Grohl is with his.

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So my city just got decorated with Christmas dicks.

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Virtual Dump.

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The Story of Star Wars (not a spoiler).

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Here you go, kid. dick around with this.

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My friend’s cat had surgery and now he has no pants.

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So this happened..

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Might want to consider changing the garage art now…

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Drunk me still isn’t saying what happened, but I’m fairly sure that he rolled in around 4am.

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boop beep boop.

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I tried to take a cute Christmas photo holding my dog…

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Last will and testament.

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Santa got an upgrade.

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This city covered up some beautiful graffiti. And now…

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It’s that time of the year. He’s at it again.

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Indeed.

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Restaurant’s specialty is rude waiters, and they made this hat for my friend.

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I love the smell of pussy in the morning.

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Whoever made this…is also awesome.

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