I didn’t know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She’s gonna love it!

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The calm before the SUSHI! NO!!!

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Salting the roads.

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Our chickens don’t do drugs.

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Just a reminder to not grow a beard.

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LET ME IN!

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This hearse has been driving around town…

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On the cat scale, how do you feel today?

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Decorated the Christmas tree today.

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Like a glove!

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Are they better than fake genuine watches?

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My dad made a little fence for my mom’s Christmas tree because her dog keeps trying to eat the gifts and ornaments.

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Confuse & Amuse!

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Saw my Ex at a museum today.

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Shitter’s full!

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This Christmas tree topper.

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My husband got this fortune right after opening his birthday card.

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