My kids suffered through this photo shoot for me and it was honestly the best Christmas present I could have asked for.

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Sometimes I receive mail addressed to my ex-husband.

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I’m training to be Squirrel Matador.

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I caught my dog in the middle of a yawn.

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Found this in a store.

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Florida Santa

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When people ask what it’s like having kids, I just show them this.

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Zombie defense.

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Text does indeed need adjustment.

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On the 7th night, the heat was too much for Batmanorah.

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Bar 2-D2

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If you think having animals isn’t like having children, Violet just played dead because she had to wear a coat.

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Just another yoga pose I came up with to get this nervous patient through a mani-pedi.

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