Can you all confirm for my wife I’m not dumb and it could have happened to anyone?

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Car wash prices.

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Toaster from the trenches

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Now when people ask to borrow my chainsaw they won’t leave empty handed.

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Finally, a place that accepts my octopus.

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*On a downhill with a tailwind.

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My lyft today.

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Screaming is optional.

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Left turns only.

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Veggies want to excel too.

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At a local holistic healing store.

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I was looking forward to this fortune, and I got..

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