If you insist.

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Lovebird Ripeness Chart

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It’s that time of the year again.

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I rapped up $25 dollars worth of quarters for a white elephant gift.

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My kids thought that they could just sneak into the freezer after I went to sleep and eat all of my ice cream. Not today kids, not today!

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We felt bad for the runt of the farm.

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Secret Santa sorted. A rolling pin and some cake molds.

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AA’s new slogan

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Same Santa – Different decade.

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Hopefully my coworker wont kill me…

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Bold, wearing real fir in public.

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Found this painting of Bob Ross.

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When Dad goes grocery shopping…

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This “Massager”

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This truck and the license plate.

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Christmas tree sorted for this year.

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The best fortune cookie fortune I’ve ever gotten.

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For 6 years I’ve tried to capture the essence of raising kids in our Christmas cards. Here is this year’s card.

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I had no idea you could buy this. I’ve just been using alcohol.

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My friend’s pug went to the vet.

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