Someone thought the stop line was a parking space.

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He asked for Ghost Rider over the phone. It makes more sense now.

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Great to see Mary on Keyboard and Joseph on vocals, on this year’s Christmas Stamp.

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Hey, what are you doing? You taking a shower? That’s cool. I’ll just hang out here.

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Friend decided he needed a new winter Facebook profile pic.

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Day 3, No one suspects a thing.

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Anyone For Cake?

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The tragedy of the commons.

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Tom loves wizard.

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At Christmas, you can buy a book that explains women.

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Went to my neighbor’s house the other night for dinner. This was above his toilet. (He’s the guy in the picture)

So I delivered a pizza to this guys apartment, smelled like weed, and this is how he payed me.

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Our garbage men have a good sense of humor.

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I understand Netflix + Chill, but when you have a girlfriend it’s a different story…

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This Frozen wrapping paper misprint.

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“shit, you’re a good actor”.

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A priest I know just made this his profile pic on fb.

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Except when when my family asks why I have four iPhones and a galaxy s4.

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