Cherry-scented accelerant included!
The Christmas dinner seating chart.
Mum got friend zoned by dad.
We speak you’re language.
Have you seen your cat?
How tequila works.
Walked in on my dogs.
Mom: How did your finals go? You:
This letter my sister wrote to my mom 15 years ago.
Y’all gonna make me lose my mind.
I have been fed.
Stockings at the in-laws.
Coworker: Any big plans over the holidays? Me:
When my buddy’s dog leaps over grates her body and legs disappear and it looks like a dog’s head is just floating down the street.
This book I just came across while shopping.
Thanks for noticing.
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